matt-smiths-legs:


junjouchara:



I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:

I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

fawun:

if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

straight boy 1: nice nice so you a virgin? lol :)
straight boy 2: no ones a virgin life fucks us all

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

mr-derp-herpin:

blua:

What the city is missing: Thierry Cohen photographs cityscapes and then photographs deserts at night, combing the two to show us what our cities would look like with the lights off. The stars are not enhanced, they are actual photos from relative latitudes that would expose the same starry sky view if it weren’t for light pollution. Click on each photo to see which city it is.

Light pollution and pollution in general

troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

jellys:

my friend is mad at me

jellys:

my friend is mad at me